Dating Lesson #1. Munchkin: 14 months old.
Daddy: "Munchkin, that's mixed signals. You never give a girl mixed signals because she will always take the one she wants."
Context: Mummy trying to give Munchy water. He opens mouth, but then pushes water bottle away. Of course Mummy assumes that must mean he DID want water, so tries again. Mixed signals. Never give a girl mixed signals. Be clear.